Satisfaction Guaranteed? Leave it to the Pros!

Having spent a fair amount of time trolling adult websites, I've often wondered if some of the site members were truly legit. How many times would I get a response to chat from a lady right as my dime was about to expire? Or how about the winks, flirts and nudges from women too good to be true. If only I had a full membership, I could view their full profile and make their acquaintance. Yeah, right.